i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
high people should be assigned attendants
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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