I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
