I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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