It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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