Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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