YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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