Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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