Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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