ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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