Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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