Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the day after is always just damage control
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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