It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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