I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have post one night stand depression
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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