wrigley field is MILF paradise
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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