whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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