fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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