WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Say something about gay babies.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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