How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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