can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You smell like stripper and shame
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
