i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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