Cold hands, warm shart.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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