Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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