Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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