i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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