if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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