How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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