I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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