Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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