defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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