Don't you send me to vm
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dude. I can hear the air.
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