that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dick very happy bro
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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