I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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