What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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