I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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