In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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