I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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