my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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