I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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