8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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