Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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