I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch