How drunk are you??
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.