HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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