Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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