love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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