return my video game
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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