living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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