what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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