i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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