please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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