I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
then he tried to convert me to islam
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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