I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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