Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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