I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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