Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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