their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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