I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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